Fire, Fire, Cha Cha Cha….
the hell is
that one of those places where people go without shoes, or is that
Hey Abbott Award this week for the biggest dope goes to Ed Plaugher, the Fire
Chief of the
(did he used to be Edward before he became a celeb?) came all the way North to
stick his foot in his mouth in
was chaired by Bob Kerrey, a former Senator from the State of
The only reason Ed is getting the award this week instead of Bob is because Ed is the bigger idiot.
Would you believe that Ed sat in the witness chair and had the audacity to talk about what was wrong with the New York City Fire Department on 911 and what is wrong with it now?
Arlington Virginia Fire Department has 302 employees, all of whom are not
firefighters. Goodness sake,
Ed, just shut up and go back to your rinky dinky town. Go back to your firehouse square dancing and go spend your time fiddling with your genuine fireman’s mustache that is probably compensation for your inadequacies.
In the old days, the fire engines were pulled by horses and as a result there was lots of dung around.
Well, the horses are gone from the Arlington Fire Department, but they still have Ed to make a great deal of shit.