is this guy a dwarf or a midget?......
we have never met
he gets this week’s “hey abbott award” for making the seats on his airplanes so cute and tiny. they are just the size which is perfect for leprechauns, children and small stuffed animals. they certainly aren’t the right size for a grown up human being.
not to worry, this diabolical chief executive of a multi national corporation has figured out how many passengers can get squashed into one of his planes. in this, he is an expert.
we would bet you our five
dollar airline meal that
maybe he should think about giving out bedroom slippers for the flight. they could be in a very small size so that your feet would hurt when the trip ended.
or, how about making everyone sit with a hat on their head two sizes too small?
look here. it is
almost every airline in this country is going down the financial tubes. if you are in any business in this nation and you are having financial difficulties, just call yourself an “airline” and the government will give you money on the dole.
so what do we wish for
wouldn’t it be nice if we could make him live in a telephone booth for a couple of weeks?
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