now she can chase ambulances……
bluntly, the amount of crime that goes on in
winner of this week’s “hey abbott award” is karen patton
that federal office is responsible for going after the truly bad people, not for having tea in the afternoon whilst discussing how they can put arch criminals like martha stewart, the cooking tv personality, in the slammer.
don’t misunderstand. our position is that you could put martha stewart in jail for a thousand years….who cares?
but to further her own persona, it was more important for karen to go after martha than it was for her to go after the real criminals which are pretty much still at large.
it must have worked out just fine for karen.
she is leaving federal service to go work for sullivan & cromwell, a
fat cat law firm here in
is doing exactly what
no big deal. she didn’t do much to get the real bad guys and girls in jail before, so she is probably perfect for her new job.
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