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we could all go as a family


Let's go! Better than the Pyramids or Jerusalem


Sending only to those who might be interested in an exciting cruise


We're Planning Another Cruise...Are You Interested ???

What dates would you like to go? Can we count on you to go with us???  See details below.

Thinking about a Winter cruise and putting a group together.  Let me know if you are interested in joining us.


L u x u r y    C r u i s e    L i n e s


Now Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below.


To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !


Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route

Rates and Availability





Ship Name

Starting Price



Sun Splendor



Fully Booked

Grand Voyage



Reservations Available

Horizons IV



Reservations Available

Horizons III



Fully Booked

Grand Voyage II



Fully Booked

Grand Voyage III



Reservations Available

Coastal  Paradise



Reservations Available

Coastal  Paradise II



Reservations Available

Peril Princess



Fully Booked

Peril Princess II



Reservations Available

We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea ,and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later.
Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).



You'll relax like never before!

That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith.

Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!

But the best fun of all, of course, is...


...Pirate Target Practice!


The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast

waiting to get hijacked by pirates!


Weapons rentals:



Weapon Selection



AK-47 Light Assaultcid:DB13D60846FB44149F52747CF1F6C3C2@MikePC

Per Day

On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:

M-16 Full Automaticcid:4942D4BA61BA41FDA3EEAA9F4769F274@MikePC

Per Day

Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:

Barrett M-107 50 Calibercid:33CB8454D67A448B8564F6A05E66C40D@MikePC

Per Day

Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.

RPG Launchercid:2E6D2083BDA54923BE1E916F67CB588A@MikePC

Per Day

Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
with three fragmentation rounds included!
A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!


Customer Testimonials


"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
-- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH

"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD

Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!



Additional Cruise Line Services

  • Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour. Spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.
  • Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am
  • Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar





We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa!.
How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , in international waters where pirates have no rights whatsoever! 
In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast .. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes, with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum attention.



Cabin space is limited, so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before Oct 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate SomaliCoast Adventure Cruise now!





Reserve Now -and be automatically entered to win a  5 minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation!

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 

' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates...
they never even get close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim! Come on board and bag your own bunch of genuine Somali pirates!"